May 2010
2 posts
April 2010
4 posts
A direct correlation between the cuteness of a... →
Proof.
Dog, Bunnie, Guinea Pig, Cat, Koala, Rat, and Otter all cute.
February 2010
2 posts
January 2010
7 posts
I has a table
Halo: 48 hour killer
I can explain later, but I’m currently participating in a 48 hour period of non-stop halo. I’m doing it with 3 other friends. We’re currently doing well. If you know anything about halo, check out our stats:
My tag: Br0biwon Kan0bi
Alex’s: br0saurus r3x
Joe’s: broseidon140
Reed’s: Br0hamed Ali
Take note that the misspellings are intentional. The correct...
December 2009
30 posts
Ananova - Drunk boy, 4, stole presents →
Sounds like someone I know…. maybe a Mr. Simmet?
You know you're home when...
You find yourself in front of your monitor, headset on, screaming at your virtual teammate, praying to respond a millisecond earlier, when you realize that A. you’re winning by 20 kills and B. you’re playing video games instead of doing ANYTHING else.
Help me drum
I need some suggestions for songs I can drum to. I could care less if it’s good music as long as it has an “active” drum section. I can play most anything so don’t worry if you think it’s too crazy, I’ve played to songs like Wax Simulacra and People = Shit, so really, don’t worry. Also, simple stuff can be fun to. Highway to Hell is always fun once I put...
Buhh buuuuy
Going home tomorrow morning, see you guys in 6 weeks!
Chinese food
is too mcuh
Final Final
Just finished the art. It’s 7:00am.
Time to edit the paper… O_O
Most awkward service request
Request No. : 0000039290 Equip ID : STNWAY Model No. : Description : STEINWAY Problem : I think my heater might be releasing carbon monoxide into my room. Whenever I turn it on, I become really light headed, woozy, and really tired. It makes it not worth it to turn the heat on. Which is why my room 45 degrees Fahrenheit at the moment. Please do something to see...
hottieprincess13:
I’m leaving tomorrow instead of Saturday because of snow back home. Jessebrown, hot toddies tonight?
Sad face. I’ll call you if I ever get done with work tonight.
Bard Kids
hottieprincess13:
conortumblr:
iaasm:
People are being loud outside the room.
Girl X shuts the door.
People outside the door leave.
I go to bathroom and reopen door so people know they can work in the room.
Girl X takes this as a slight against her choice to close the door.
She goes to the bathroom and re-closes the door, even though there is no reason to.
Really?
What the fuck? Am...
Bard Kids
People are being loud outside the room.
Girl X shuts the door.
People outside the door leave.
I go to bathroom and reopen door so people know they can work in the room.
Girl X takes this as a slight against her choice to close the door.
She goes to the bathroom and re-closes the door, even though there is no reason to.
Really?
Going Away Party (updated)
conortumblr:
Okay, this is hopefully the last time it’s going to be moved. It’s now back on it’s original day, Friday. The party is now on Saturday night! That leaves even less excuses for you to miss it.
It also means that this person can attend:
(the picture is a repost—- but definitely worth seeing)
So now I actually can’t go. Sorry, but I need to go home for the weekend.
Bury Me
葬我 葬我在荷花池内， 耳边有水蚓拖声， 在绿荷叶的灯上 萤火虫时暗时明—— 葬我在马缨花下， 永作着芬芳的梦—— 葬我在泰山之巅， 风声呜咽过孤松—— 不然，就烧我成灰， 投入泛滥的春江， 与落花一同漂去 无人知道的地方。
-朱湘
Bury Me Bury me in a lily pond, Where I’ll hear worms crawling by. On the lanterns of green leaves, Fireflies switch on and off Bury me under the lantana blossoms, Where I’ll dream an eternal sweet dream. Bury me on the top of Mount...
On Raglan Road
On Raglan Road on an autumn day I met her first and knew
That her dark hair would weave a snare that I might one day rue; I saw the danger, yet I walked along the enchanted way, And I said, let grief be a fallen leaf at the dawning of the day. On Grafton Street in November we tripped lightly along the ledge Of the deep ravine where can be seen the worth of passion’s pledge, The Queen of...
Perhaps (A Dirge)
Perhaps you have cried yourself tired;
Perhaps you feel like taking a nap.
Then I’ll tell the owls not to cough,
The frogs not to croak, and the bats not to fly.
I won’t let the sun pry your eyelids up
Or the wind brush your forehead.
No one will startle or awaken you;
a pine parasol will shade you.
Perhaps you will hear earthworms turning soil
And the grass roots sucking...
A Memory
One of the happiest memories I have is from when I was probably 9 or 10 years old. My brother and I were in the back of a car going somewhere, a sedan or van, but more than likely a sedan as I vividly remember a sun roof. We some how stumbled upon the idea that if the windows were down, and we were to rip up pieces of paper, the little bits would whip around the inside of the car like acrobats.
I...
November 2009
23 posts
I Didn’t Immediately Understand That This Was Not... →
cuno:
huh.
